A few weeks ago I had a few drinks and met a woman in London. We had a great time mixed with good food, great conversation and sex. She's also a prostitute. She claims we had sex for three hours and has resorted to seeking monetary recourse through blasting my picture all over the internet. I don't remember her taking any photos of me but I did recognize the tiger cuffs in the background. Perhaps Madam Rosi and I can work out some kind of compromise. For your viewing pleasure, I have both videos. The first is in German and the second is in English. She claimed I booked over the internet. She's lying.
http://tuby.tv/2/4f1208b8f912935b
http://tuby.tv/1/fd8899c99bf252e8
FYI: this is totally a joke but fucking funny nonetheless. In case I win any awards I don't want this to come back and bite me in the ass.
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